Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Monday, July 11, 2016
Can a double positive form a negative?
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.”
But just then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
Labels:
Comedy,
Double positives,
Funny,
Grammar
URUNGA NSW
Deepwater NSW 2371, Australia
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Babakiueria from back in 1986
Satirical comedy. This was put out in 1986 by a group of Redfern people. They were sharp as tacks about the truth of what was the truth.
It took a while before a larger percentage woke up and now lots more people see the theft and the genocide that went on undocumented. So many more folks speaking out and who are ashamed to be called Australian's because of such a dark and dreadful history. - some of which is surfacing now. The treatment of children in institutions, ripped from the arms of their mothers who were told they were going to a better life. Instead, they were brutalized and sexually abused and treated so badly it can hardly ever be excused. The Church and the Government worked hand in hand to instigate this brutality.
The brutal genocide is ongoing and we are experiencing a third wave of definitive genocidal practices that are designed in a back handed way to eliminate cultural diversity. (closing communities) (turning off water supply) (forced intervention). Northern Territory government is a puppet government for the Federal System. Their so called open gate to Indonesia.
Theft will always be theft and until the truth is revealed regarding the white man's own law saying what they themselves have done is actually theft.
Tomorrow, the country blindly celebrates Australia Day. This day is an extremely sad day for the first peoples of the land.
The Australia Day / Invasion Day Celebration begin once again for 2015. I will never forgive such a blind government that refuses to at least change the date of this b.s. national celebration of death .
They ought to be ashamed to call themselves leaders. Politicians who are happy to continue to perform such contrived acts of pain against the original people whose ancestors were brutalized for the sake of the colonists. It must stop.
Images @ Eminpee Fotography
It took a while before a larger percentage woke up and now lots more people see the theft and the genocide that went on undocumented. So many more folks speaking out and who are ashamed to be called Australian's because of such a dark and dreadful history. - some of which is surfacing now. The treatment of children in institutions, ripped from the arms of their mothers who were told they were going to a better life. Instead, they were brutalized and sexually abused and treated so badly it can hardly ever be excused. The Church and the Government worked hand in hand to instigate this brutality.
The brutal genocide is ongoing and we are experiencing a third wave of definitive genocidal practices that are designed in a back handed way to eliminate cultural diversity. (closing communities) (turning off water supply) (forced intervention). Northern Territory government is a puppet government for the Federal System. Their so called open gate to Indonesia.
Synopsis
A satire of the theft of this land by the British colonizers in 1770. The script follows the plan to fully turn everything around the other way. This is done to point out the blatant theft and the genocidal practices carried out on the first people of this land who did not invite this war nor did they consent to treatise.Theft will always be theft and until the truth is revealed regarding the white man's own law saying what they themselves have done is actually theft.
Babakiueria is named as a result of first contact between the coloniser's and the natives. Arriving at a barbecue area, the settlers ask the locals, ‘What’s this place called?’
Presenter Duranga Manika (Michelle Torres) looks back at this moment and at white people’s place in contemporary Babakiuerian society. She also spends time with a ‘typical’ white family. Australian Screen
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| Dancing in the smoke of the sacred fire at the Buninj Boothrum |
Tomorrow, the country blindly celebrates Australia Day. This day is an extremely sad day for the first peoples of the land.
The Australia Day / Invasion Day Celebration begin once again for 2015. I will never forgive such a blind government that refuses to at least change the date of this b.s. national celebration of death .
They ought to be ashamed to call themselves leaders. Politicians who are happy to continue to perform such contrived acts of pain against the original people whose ancestors were brutalized for the sake of the colonists. It must stop.
Images @ Eminpee Fotography
Labels:
Babakiueria,
Comedy,
Discrimination,
Genocide,
Indigenous Australians,
Sovereignty
URUNGA NSW
Urunga NSW 2455, Australia
Thursday, January 08, 2015
DFAT in comical Fact.
A bit of comedy relief compliments of Anne's (friend) Facebook post. This post about this letter whether it be real or contrived points out the lunacy this Australian Government deploys over its so called citizens and those that are not conciliatory regardless. This illegal government, I say illegal because sovereignty was not ceded and therefore the issue is not settled legally or morally.
AUSTRALIAN LETTER - I think the sender might have been upset!
This is an actual letter sent to the DFAT (Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade) Immigration Minister. The Government tried desperately to censure the author, but got nowhere because every legal person who read it couldn’t stop laughing !
| English: Title: Aboriginal bora ceremony (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
Given the absolute in your face GENOCIDAL PRACTICES used to breed out the "BLACKS" as they were termed is evident through history and therefore there was never a point of respect gained where the people of this land are recognized as supreme in knowledge and culture that is fit for the health and governance of this beautiful expansive land. Nothing was wrong for forty thousand years plus regardless, that is like forever as some quote 60,000 years. The British have been here for 250 years and the land is screaming. Please read on and enjoy the humor.
| Administering the Oath, Eureka Stockade 1854. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
AUSTRALIAN LETTER - I think the sender might have been upset!
This is an actual letter sent to the DFAT (Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade) Immigration Minister. The Government tried desperately to censure the author, but got nowhere because every legal person who read it couldn’t stop laughing !
Dear Mr Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a television set and golf clubs and condoms from them back in 1997, and yet the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date ?
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years.
It is also on my driver's license, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off planesover the past 30 years.
It's also on all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966.
Also... would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Audrey, my father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely bloody astounded if that everchanged between now and when I drop dead !!!
SHIT! What do you people do with all this information we keep having to provide?I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you and me, I've had enough of all this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my bloody address!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes working there!
And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether or not I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? In the unlikely event I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other side of Sydney , and get another bloody copy of my birth certificate - and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?
Nooooo…that'd be too bloody easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have us running all over the bloody place like chickens with our heads cut off, and then having to find some 'high-society' wanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! You know the photo... the one where we're not allowed to smile?...you bloody morons.
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in 'high-society' to confirm that it's me?
Well, my family has been in this country since before 1820! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!)
I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army for something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL...Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone "important" to verify who I am; you know...someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN BLOODY PAKISTAN!...a country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers - and are suspended from the Commonwealth and United Nations for not having the "right sort of government"..
You are all pen-pushing paper-shuffling bloody idiots!
| Eureka Stockade leader Peter Lalor in later life as Speaker of the Legislative Assembly of Victoria. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
Labels:
Comedy,
DFAT,
Facebook,
Indigenous
URUNGA NSW
Urunga NSW 2455, Australia
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Robbo Da Yobbo - Comedian Activist
I could see him in a climate change Hero Cape! What a great young man with a big heart for the country and for the people but no time for idiots who can't see what is going on.
This young man is a man who has either been reading my dreams or we are on the same wave length, deadset!
This is Robbo the Comedian : Basic Information
Images @ Eminpee Fotography
This young man is a man who has either been reading my dreams or we are on the same wave length, deadset!
This is Robbo the Comedian : Basic Information
| Birthday |
19 September 1980
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| Gender |
Male
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| Interested in |
Women
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| Relationship Status |
Single
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| Languages | |
| Religious views |
Jedi Power of the mind... Believe in Yourself.. and what YOU can achieve... don't let a 2000 year old book define who you are...
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| Political Views |
Actor, Comedian, Humanitarian, Journalist, Animal Activist & much, MUCH more....
Now get behind Robbo because he is born and my son Jesse's Birthday is the same day! So he must be a good bloke! I love VIRGOS so get behind him and find him at these addresses below. Contact Information
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Labels:
Activism,
Coal Seam Gas,
Comedy,
Direct action,
Fracking,
Robbo Da Yobbo
URUNGA NSW
Boggabri NSW 2382, Australia
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Clive Palmer and his Real Story!
The real story!
Labels:
Australia,
Clive Palmer,
Coal Mining,
Coal Seam Gas,
Comedy,
Fracking,
Water
URUNGA NSW
Urunga NSW 2455, Australia
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